Relationships

I'll get right to the point
I'll get right to the point
I would walk across Lego for you bestie
I would walk across Lego for you bestie
The Bachelorette - fruit edition
The Bachelorette - fruit edition
It happened on a Sundae
It happened on a Sundae
Milk tease
Milk tease
Too many options at Bachelor in Paradise
Too many options at Bachelor in Paradise
Those dreaded 4 words
Those dreaded 4 words
The sun is making a move
The sun is making a move
Protective fruit
Protective fruit
Took a latte courage
Took a latte courage
Aww, pour thing
Aww, pour thing
Honey, I'd dew anything for you!
Honey, I'd dew anything for you!
When waiting all-season tires
When waiting all-season tires
The Bachelor - dental edition
The Bachelor - dental edition
He was suddenly so melon-choly
He was suddenly so melon-choly
Awkward first date
Awkward first date
WANTED: S'more nice people
WANTED: S'more nice people
Connection unsuccessful. Make sure device is turned on
Connection unsuccessful. Make sure device is turned on
He's either prying into her business or making a move
He's either prying into her business or making a move
It's a shared family plan
It's a shared family plan
She likes hot chocolate
She likes hot chocolate
Sockward conversation
Sockward conversation
Tell him once and floral how you feel
Tell him once and floral how you feel
Their friendship has a solid bass
Their friendship has a solid bass
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Caution: Contents hot
Caution: Contents hot
She fell in love in a split second
She fell in love in a split second
Pu-erh guy
Pu-erh guy
They're now insured
They're now insured
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Shall we dim sum lights?
Shall we dim sum lights?
Celebrate those who brighten up your life and keep it light hearted
Celebrate those who brighten up your life and keep it light hearted
Any slower and he would be stopped
Any slower and he would be stopped
They should form a support group
They should form a support group

Work

Be wary of mystery meat
Be wary of mystery meat
Everyone needs a break
Everyone needs a break
In come tacks
In come tacks
Staying calm is key
Staying calm is key
Anyone else miss Friends on Netflix? I CRAVE it
Anyone else miss Friends on Netflix? I CRAVE it
The conversion was organic
The conversion was organic
Just toss anything on
Just toss anything on
Choose them wisely
Choose them wisely
Enjoy this moment and have fungus with it
Enjoy this moment and have fungus with it
I b-egg you! Please help me find him.
I b-egg you! Please help me find him.
They never get bord(eaux) of complaining
They never get bord(eaux) of complaining
Another pun? Knot again!
Another pun? Knot again!
WANTED for failing to keep fresh coffees hot for longer than 5 minutes
WANTED for failing to keep fresh coffees hot for longer than 5 minutes
Thank you essential workers for all you do
Thank you essential workers for all you do

Travel

Stay ready
Stay ready
Hope they put on sunscreen so they don't get grilled
Hope they put on sunscreen so they don't get grilled
Hope they can bottle up their emotions and move on
Hope they can bottle up their emotions and move on
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
It's good for the sole
It's good for the sole
Morning kindness
Morning kindness
Whatever you do, don't remain stationary. Keep exploring!
Whatever you do, don't remain stationary. Keep exploring!
You know it's cold when...
You know it's cold when...
Best not to check-in your luggage
Best not to check-in your luggage
Not everyone loves skinny fries
Not everyone loves skinny fries
Should've taken the quieter clubs
Should've taken the quieter clubs
Smile, it's free therapy
Smile, it's free therapy
The last thing they need is s'more problems
The last thing they need is s'more problems

Health & Wellness

Surround yourself with those who sincerely want you to succeed & grow
Surround yourself with those who sincerely want you to succeed & grow
Squeeze every opportunity to help another
Squeeze every opportunity to help another
Comparison is the thief of joy. Be kind to yourself
Comparison is the thief of joy. Be kind to yourself
Listen with your eyes as well
Listen with your eyes as well
Unplug to recharge
Unplug to recharge
Don't be a prick
Don't be a prick
Who are your biggest fans in life?
Who are your biggest fans in life?
Spring is near!
Spring is near!
Protect your old school mixes and others
Protect your old school mixes and others
Hurts whenever the foot is planted
Hurts whenever the foot is planted
It's not shelf-ish
It's not shelf-ish
TV shows that cleanse the soul
TV shows that cleanse the soul
Pu'erh tea...I hope he's strong
Pu'erh tea...I hope he's strong
Another pun? Knot again!
Another pun? Knot again!
Ripe now is the best time to acknowledge someone
Ripe now is the best time to acknowledge someone
Improves (mental) strength
Improves (mental) strength
It's cold
It's cold
Happy Chinese New Year! Year of the L(Ox)
Happy Chinese New Year! Year of the L(Ox)
Don't worry! They take breaks between sets
Don't worry! They take breaks between sets
Pu'erh tea...I hope he's strong
Pu'erh tea...I hope he's strong

Sports

Who will win? It's hard to say
Who will win? It's hard to say
Treat your opponent. They'll love you
Treat your opponent. They'll love you
Play with us!
Play with us!
To all the above par dads
To all the above par dads

Miscellaneous

That's sooo cool!
That's sooo cool!
That's some scary shit
That's some scary shit
Bored? Oh kale no!
Bored? Oh kale no!
We can't be friends if you don't know what this is
We can't be friends if you don't know what this is
Just a cashew-ual night at home
Just a cashew-ual night at home
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You get what you pay for.
You get what you pay for.
Hope you enjoyed it because it's brief
Hope you enjoyed it because it's brief
CONTAINS NUTS! (Don't worry, they're hypoallergenic)
CONTAINS NUTS! (Don't worry, they're hypoallergenic)
After the event they were both drained
After the event they were both drained
Meat & greet
Meat & greet
Book your next tea party; prices are steep though
Book your next tea party; prices are steep though
Sustainable scaring
Sustainable scaring
TV shows that cleanse the soul
TV shows that cleanse the soul
No more channel surfing. Time to get educated
No more channel surfing. Time to get educated
He'd rather conserve energy
He'd rather conserve energy
Getting hammered isn't fun
Getting hammered isn't fun
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
Available as a greeting card in shop
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